Issue #2 May 2nd, 2025: "The Return of Jack Sparrow? Anne Bonny’s Wrath? Easy on the Grog, Mate!"

🦜 Ahoy, matey!

Ye may have missed the last ship, but ye’re aboard now—and just in time. We’ve got cannon fire, cursed coffee, Anne Bonny’s fiery fury, and word on the wind that a certain Captain Jack Sparrow might be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger once more.

So fill yer mug with grog (or just coffee—we won’t judge), and let’s set sail into this week’s tales from the high seas...

⚓ This Week in Pirate History

May 3, 1822 – Battle on the Florida Straits

Arrr, the seas ran red and the winds howled foul on this day in 1822, when the brigantine Belvidere found herself stalked by a pirate schooner in the treacherous Florida Straits.

The black-hearted rogues hoisted a fearsome banner—a death's head with a cross beneath it—strikin’ terror into any soul foolish enough to cross their path. But the crew of the Belvidere weren’t the types to bow to scallywags. With cannon fire and cutlass in hand, they fought back the black-flagged devils and sent ‘em skitterin’ across the waves, tails tucked between their sea-dog legs.

⚓ Moral o’ the story: Just ‘cause a pirate waves a flag don’t mean you have to salute it.

☠️ Fun Fact: Flags with a skull and cross or bones weren't just for decoration—they were psychological warfare, meant to make merchantmen surrender without a fight. Not the Belvidere, though. Nay, she wrote her name into legend that day.

📚 Featured Pirate Tales

The Real Anne Bonny – Lover, Fighter, Legend

Anne Bonny wasn’t born a pirate—but she damn well died one (probably). Born in Ireland around 1700, the red-haired rebel was the illegitimate daughter of a lawyer and his maid. When the scandal got out, her father fled to the Carolinas with Anne in tow, hoping for a quiet life. But quiet wasn't in her blood.

She reportedly burned her father's plantation house to the ground after a bitter falling out. Before that, she’d stabbed a servant girl who tattled about Anne sneaking around with a sailor. This lass wasn’t playin’ at rebellion—she was rebellion.

Later, she ran off with the notorious pirate Calico Jack Rackham and joined his crew disguised as a man—though everyone quickly realized she was far deadlier than most of the crew. Alongside Mary Read, she carved her name into the legend books with blade, pistol, and sheer hellfire.

Captured in 1720, she dodged the noose by "pleading her belly"—claiming to be pregnant. What happened after that? She vanished like a ghost into history, leavin’ behind smoke, blood, and stories still whispered by the sea.

⚔️ https://www.britannica.com/biography/Anne-Bonny

⚓️ Plunder Pick o’ the Week

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🍿 Pirate News o’ the Realm

Johnny Depp in Talks to Return as Captain Jack? Aye, It Be True!

Rumors be brewin’ louder than a tavern brawl—Johnny Depp may return as the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 6.

Disney’s said to be in “advanced talks,” with Depp’s compass perhaps finally pointin’ back to the Black Pearl. In true pirate fashion, leavin’ and returnin’ to crews is as old as the sea itself—Blackbeard did it, Calico Jack did it, and if the gold be right, Jack Sparrow might too.

🦑 Read the full tale here:→ Johnny Depp Rumored to Return

⚓️ Cast yer vote, ye scallywag!

Would ye set sail to theaters for one more ride with ol’ Jack?

🏴‍☠️ Aye! I’ll be there with rum in hand!
🤔 Maybe… if the monkey’s still in it.
💤 Nay, the seas be calm without him.

🏴‍☠️ Nautical Knowledge – Why Ye Feel "Groggy"

Ever wonder why we say we feel "groggy" when we're sluggish and half-asleep?

Blame the rum, matey. 🍻

The term "groggy" hails straight from the decks of old sailing ships. Back in the 1700s, British sailors were given a daily ration of grog — a mix of rum and water (sometimes with a squeeze of lime or a dash o' sugar).

After a few too many swigs of the stuff, a sailor would stumble about like he’d lost his sea legs. Thus was born the term "groggy," describing that woozy, fog-headed feeling that follows a hard night o' revelry.

Next time you wake up feelin’ like a marooned landlubber... ye can thank the pirates for the perfect word.

🗺️ Upcoming Events for Scallywags & Salty Dogs

📍 Utah Ren & Pirate Festival – May 10–26

Dust off yer boots and polish yer tankards. This inland gathering brings together the best of pirate mayhem and medieval mirth.More details →

📍 Blackbeard Pirate Festival – Hampton, VA – May 31 & June 1

Where legends rise from the sea! Join re-enactors, cannon crews, and revelers in honor of Blackbeard himself.Event page →

🧭 Until Next Tide...

We hoist our thanks to ye for readin’, Matey, Share this newsletter with yer crewmates, and if ye spot treasure or tall tales worth sharin’, send ‘em to crew@thepiraterepublic.com.

Until next we sail —Fair winds and full mugs,The Pirate Republic Crew

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